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You: who are you? )
Stranger: luke, I am your father
You: ) боян )
Stranger: don't send me fucking russian viruses
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Они пользуют только MSN....
You: have u got icq?
Stranger: no..it is an old thing on hk
Stranger: icq then
Stranger: what the fuck
Stranger: never heard
Или попадются нормальные )
Stranger: It's full of sunshine and cupcakes and dildos
Stranger: What do you say?
You: Life`s full of shit, ya know...
Stranger: No it isn't!
Stranger: 'tis for those who look down on goodwill and happiness
You: Why`s that?
Stranger: But for those who seek it, life is nothing but a pleasant agglomeration of fortune
Stranger: If you look for shit, you'll find shit
Stranger: If you look for good - well it's there somewhere
Stranger: Just takes a bit of sifting
You: Well, I almost believed you..
You: But i look around, and guess what i see?..
Stranger: Because you're looking for iut
Stranger: Now I'm tired of the fortune cookie crap - I'm gonna stop it
Stranger: But I am rather enjoying this conversation
Stranger: So I'll continue without sounding like a small, asian man reciting ancient proverbs
Stranger: Where do you see shit?
You: Oh well.. in my life atm.
Stranger: What's your name
Stranger: First only - I'm not a stalker
You: oh, sorry it`s 2 am here, i`m tired, bored and i`m still not asleep..
You: It`s Sergey, the name..
Stranger: I'm Ben
Stranger: Nice to meet you
You: Nice to meet you too.
Stranger: Now, where's the shit?
You: Oh, forget it, it`s nothing.. just been a little offencive..
Stranger: No problem my friend - we all have moods
Stranger: Which is why it's not a problem!
You: Thanks for understanding.
Stranger: It's all a matter of perspective
Stranger: Do you have a family?
Stranger: Oh shit - the connection's imploded
You: The first really normal conversation here, actually. People here are very afraid of russians or something. That`s cuz most of us get here to have fun and drive foreigners insane.. Not me.
Stranger: That's slightly true - I have been confused by russians on here before
Stranger: Although then again - it's all about perspective
You: Russians like to have fun alot. But their fun often goes beyond limits of sanity...
Stranger: If you go in to a conversation determined to confuse somebody, you're going to annoy people. But if you go in to have a conversation - without forcing questions like "where are you from, how old are you, are you a boy or a girl" on people, there are some very interesting people in life. You just have to sift through all the idiots
Stranger: Well there again - a bit true
Stranger: Then again - this is probably the most interesting conversation I've had on here
You: Mine too.
Stranger: So if you're insane, you're still a very interesting person
You: No, I`m not insane, he-he.
Stranger: Haha yeah I don't think so
Stranger: Russian culture is so very interesting though - Americans: "Burgers and invading defenseless countries" - Asians "Technology" - Europeans - well it varies quite a lot but the general gist is "women/drinking/being posh/food"
You: Ohh. Russian culture... It`s so much of everything in our culture..
You: You actually can not form it in a couple of words..
Stranger: Whereas Russia, which is the size of a continent itself, and so can be treated as such, I know VERY little about, and having never been there I haven't experienced it first hand, which is the most important thing
Stranger: People stereotype - say that Russians are all obsessed with nothing but vodka
You: It`s true nevertheless..
You: well, not 100% but true.
Stranger: haha well...
Stranger: perhaps partially true - but we all like a drink right?
Stranger: It's been shaped and formed as a country by so much!
You: it`s hard to explain it to the person, who has never been to Russia. Some say that it`s in our blood. But I, personally, think that alcohol is the curse of our nation.
Stranger: I think I would agree with that on a certain level
Stranger: Because you have so much culture - Russian ballet dancing, Music (Russia has produced some of the greatest composers of all time), Art
Stranger: And yet people think "Vodka"
Stranger: NOT "Rimsky-Korsakov"
Stranger: My piano teacher spends a lot of time giving concerts in Russia, and he says it's an amazing place
Stranger: Apparently during the winter season, if you get drunk and fall over in the biting cold in some of the Northern places, you simply freeze to death
Stranger: I'm not saying "wow" to things like that, but it would be nice to have a little danger in England sometimes!
You: You know, people, who still know who`s Dostoevsky and Pushkin and so on here in Russia get paid so little for their work, that they simply have no other choice, but vodka. It`s cheap and makes you forget for a period of time. Sad, but true.
Stranger: It's difficult - but beautiful in a poetic way
You: May be you`re right..
Stranger: I've decided I must go to Russia some day
You: You really should!
You: And if you will - please, come visit Kaluga. It`s not very far from Moscow.